The Holiest Simp
My laptop flew off the desk… and everything blurred. Five years of research. A looming deadline. My entire thesis. I just sat there — hot, cold, angry, blank. And still, I didn’t shout. I didn’t thunder. I didn’t let my disappointment speak.
The Wisest Fool
He asked for wisdom. He got it. Then he collected horses, wives, and regrets.
This diary entry is a hilarious, heartfelt reflection on Solomon, divine love, and what it means to be wildly blessed even while our foolishness is still loading.