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Mr Scapegoat in detention

Sep 4, 2020Olú Abíkóyè7 CommentsDear DiaryPhonecalls, Scam, Scapegoats

Mr Scapegoat in detention! How did he land at the SSS base? In this case, it was Sunday, August 23rd, when an unknown number called me. Hello! Hello, can you hear me? Yes, I can! At this time, I tried to figure out who the caller was because I recently put in my main sim-card

Tóyọ̀, the Elevator Princess

Aug 20, 2020Olú Abíkóyè9 CommentsDear DiaryBlack Race, Nigerian, Princess

Dear Diary, this ismTóyọ̀, the Elevator Princess. August 20, 2020 I recall the “Elevator Princess” an impromptu status I acquired in 2014. How did it happen again? Let me recount the tale of Thursday 21 August, 2014. Dear Diary, I stood in front of the elevator exhausted. Oh Jesus, please let me get to my

Lulu, till we meet again!

Jul 30, 2020Olú Abíkóyè23 CommentsDear DiaryDeath, memories, Sickle Cell, till we meet again, Warriors

How do I say; Lulu, till we meet again! I can’t even express what I feel deep inside of me. How do I tell myself this is real? How do I treasure life, knowing that I will die someday? By happenstance, I met Lulu on Crimsonbow platform. An initiative for sickle cell warriors to find

Alarmist – Do you have a friend who is an alarmist?

Jul 24, 2020Olú Abíkóyè1 CommentDear Diary#4EverFriends, Alarmist

Alarmist! Do you have a friend who is an alarmist? Meet Tina; She’s their Queen. Mrs Augustina Amos who I fondly call Tina is one woman I sincerely love. I dare myself to call her my friend. Oh, I forgot to mention, since she is my superior at work, are we even allowed to be

Did I just witness a crime? Oh, its been a year!

Jun 1, 2020Olú Abíkóyè13 CommentsDear Diary#Behuman, #fearless, #June01, #Saynotorape

Dear Diary, Did I just witness a crime? It was 6:43 am, June 1, 2019; Oluwatoyosi, this can’t be happening! I was darn sure all was not looking well from my distance. I shrugged the feeling away and thought maybe it was my mind. A lot of fearful things pass through our minds when we

Victoria, mummy is coming!

May 30, 2020Olú Abíkóyè16 CommentsDear Diary

Dear Diary, Victoria, Mummy is coming. May 20, 2020. Now, my mum is the Onijogbon-General of Gbogbo-Agbaye, the only civilian Dictator, who is more military than her Naval Officer husband. This woman has skills even the devil dabs to! She can detect lies from a million radius; embarrass you before any crowd. She manufactures domestic chores

The tale of Mother Hen aka EDIYE.

May 10, 2020Olú Abíkóyè4 CommentsDear Diary

Growing up, going to Granny’s place was heavenly as it was a day to skip Mum’s unending commandments

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done that seemed so right when you did it?

May 9, 2020Olú Abíkóyè26 CommentsDear Diary

Lagos at night is another world, a place that fascinated and shocked me. As though some people were on the night shift to serve men of the underworld.

THE TALE OF MOTHER HEN aka EDIYE

Sep 2, 2019Olú Abíkóyè6 CommentsDear Diary

Monday, September 2nd 2019. Dear Diary, This is the story of EDIYE *People always ask why I don’t eat chicken, I lie it is a medical condition, but we both know it is more than a medical condition, it is my sheer hatred for wicked chickens that lay devilled eggs. The medical condition only came

Dear Diary; We must never be too big to show empathy

Mar 6, 2019Olú Abíkóyè4 CommentsDear Diary

Dear Diary: March 2nd 2019. We must never be too big to show empathy. Just because I can be jagbajantis with my schedule, I made myself and Sam walk into the Red Cross Society Orphanage Home two hours earlier then the Lagoon Service Project team. No thanks to my selective hearing and Sam just

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