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The Hands of God

Mar 22, 2023Olú Abíkóyè15 CommentsDear Diary

Dear Diary, March 22, 2023 The hands of God! So, I stood near a girl waiting for my order at the Cafeteria. By mere coincidence, our hands were placed side by side. She is the whitest of the whitest girl I have ever seen in my life. Sooo white I almost compared her with a

The Pink Street Saga

Aug 18, 2022Olú Abíkóyè5 CommentsDear Diary#Shenanigans, #WeirdPeople

The Pink Street Saga – *Shebi*, I want to see Pink Street? Today, I have irrefutable proof that my mother’s prayers follow me everywhere I go. I went through stage four stupidity! First, I am here to say that a floating idea is a very bad one if you execute it without a lirru-bit of

Will I go to hell?

Jul 21, 2022Olú Abíkóyè2 CommentsDear Diary

The weather has been unbearable. If anybody greets me now, I will check the weather first to be sure I want to respond with the “good” part. All through this week, I have been tempted to think that boya I have committed a sin to make the sun come after me with so much vengeance.

The Food Thief

Jun 1, 2022Olú Abíkóyè16 CommentsDear Diary#WeirdPeople

Morning came and night came the first day no food thief. Morning came, and night came the second day and no food thief.

Mr Scapegoat in detention

Sep 4, 2020Olú Abíkóyè7 CommentsDear DiaryPhonecalls, Scam, Scapegoats

Mr Scapegoat in detention! How did he land at the SSS base? In this case, it was Sunday, August 23rd, when an unknown number called me. Hello! Hello, can you hear me? Yes, I can! At this time, I tried to figure out who the caller was because I recently put in my main sim-card

Tóyọ̀, the Elevator Princess

Aug 20, 2020Olú Abíkóyè9 CommentsDear DiaryBlack Race, Nigerian, Princess

Dear Diary, this ismTóyọ̀, the Elevator Princess. August 20, 2020 I recall the “Elevator Princess” an impromptu status I acquired in 2014. How did it happen again? Let me recount the tale of Thursday 21 August, 2014. Dear Diary, I stood in front of the elevator exhausted. Oh Jesus, please let me get to my

Lulu, till we meet again!

Jul 30, 2020Olú Abíkóyè23 CommentsDear DiaryDeath, memories, Sickle Cell, till we meet again, Warriors

How do I say; Lulu, till we meet again! I can’t even express what I feel deep inside of me. How do I tell myself this is real? How do I treasure life, knowing that I will die someday? By happenstance, I met Lulu on Crimsonbow platform. An initiative for sickle cell warriors to find

Alarmist – Do you have a friend who is an alarmist?

Jul 24, 2020Olú Abíkóyè1 CommentDear Diary#4EverFriends, Alarmist

Alarmist! Do you have a friend who is an alarmist? Meet Tina; She’s their Queen. Mrs Augustina Amos who I fondly call Tina is one woman I sincerely love. I dare myself to call her my friend. Oh, I forgot to mention, since she is my superior at work, are we even allowed to be

Did I just witness a crime? Oh, its been a year!

Jun 1, 2020Olú Abíkóyè13 CommentsDear Diary#Behuman, #fearless, #June01, #Saynotorape

Dear Diary, Did I just witness a crime? It was 6:43 am, June 1, 2019; Oluwatoyosi, this can’t be happening! I was darn sure all was not looking well from my distance. I shrugged the feeling away and thought maybe it was my mind. A lot of fearful things pass through our minds when we

Victoria, mummy is coming!

May 30, 2020Olú Abíkóyè16 CommentsDear Diary

Dear Diary, Victoria, Mummy is coming. May 20, 2020. Now, my mum is the Onijogbon-General of Gbogbo-Agbaye, the only civilian Dictator, who is more military than her Naval Officer husband. This woman has skills even the devil dabs to! She can detect lies from a million radius; embarrass you before any crowd. She manufactures domestic chores

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