The Boy in My Dream

That was how the boy in my dream looked at me with so much affection, I muttered, “there goes another stupid son of Adam.” But when he wouldn’t dare speak it, I respected him — not so stupid after all.

Confessions of a Prodigal Skirt Wearer

Me, I knew it, tested my limits, and I am here to say — I am the prodigal skirt wearer. Never again. Sometimes, the road to modesty is paved with inbuilt shorts, a mischievous breeze, and friends who love you enough to say, “Babes… cover small.”

I Woke Up Feeling… Nothing

I woke up feeling… nothing. No sadness, no joy. Just emptiness. Yet somehow, I know God will not let me fall beyond what He can raise.

The Holiest Simp

My laptop flew off the desk… and everything blurred. Five years of research. A looming deadline. My entire thesis. I just sat there — hot, cold, angry, blank. And still, I didn’t shout. I didn’t thunder. I didn’t let my disappointment speak.

The Wisest Fool

He asked for wisdom. He got it. Then he collected horses, wives, and regrets.
This diary entry is a hilarious, heartfelt reflection on Solomon, divine love, and what it means to be wildly blessed even while our foolishness is still loading.

Hi, I’m Pain — But Not for Long

A Workers’ Day letter for those still showing up — even when their soul clocked out at 9:07 a.m.

How Weak Can You Be? – Samson Had One Damn Job

Let’s be honest, if Samson lived in 2025, he’d probably have a blue tick on Instagram, a gym selfie routine, and a PR crisis manager on speed dial.

The Nigerian Examination of Conscience

By the time Florence got the full story at church—thanks to Barbie Doll—her mental ledger of our offences was flipping through pages like a litany on an invisible scroll.

Dear Diary, My Morning Was Full of Crap (Literally)

Dear Diary,January 7, 2025 I am not an actress, so I wonder why my life is full of drama. Today, I was so mad that I began to laugh. Ask me what happened? I woke up at 6 a.m., and all I wanted was a quick hot bath to kickstart my day and set the

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