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The Hands of God

March 22, 2023March 22, 2023

The hands of God! So, I stood near a girl waiting for my order at the Cafeteria. By mere coincidence, our hands were placed side by side. She is the whitest of the whitest girl I have ever seen in my life. Sooo white I almost compared her with a paper. Before I start, the…

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The Pink Street Saga

August 18, 2022August 18, 2022

The Pink Street Saga – *Shebi*, I want to see Pink Street? Today, I have irrefutable proof that my mother’s prayers follow me everywhere I go. I went through stage four stupidity! First, I am here to say that a floating idea is a very bad one if you execute it without a lirru-bit of…

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Will I go to hell?

July 21, 2022July 21, 2022

The weather has been unbearable. If anybody greets me now, I will check the weather first to be sure I want to respond with the “good” part. All through this week, I have been tempted to think that boya I have committed a sin to make the sun come after me with so much vengeance….

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The Food Thief

June 1, 2022June 2, 2022

Did I tell you how I caught the food thief? We almost call 911 that day! Who is eating my food in this house, I lamented to my sister Amope. Amope, see now, I left twelve strawberries an hour ago when I went for mass, now, it is remaining ten. How you go dey count…

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Mr Scapegoat in detention

September 4, 2020June 3, 2022

Mr Scapegoat in detention! How did he land at the SSS base? In this case, it was Sunday, August 23rd, when an unknown number called me. Hello! Hello, can you hear me?  Yes, I can! At this time, I tried to figure out who the caller was because I recently put in my main sim-card…

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Tóyọ̀, the Elevator Princess

August 20, 2020June 1, 2022

Elevator Princess was an impromptu status I acquired in 2014. How did it happen again? I recount the tale of Thursday 21 August, 2014. Dear Diary, I stood in front of the elevator exhausted. Oh Jesus, please let me get to my room. Tóyọ̀ needs some sleep. I can’t stand this any longer. I was…

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Lulu, till we meet again!

July 30, 2020June 1, 2022

How do I say; Lulu, till we meet again! I can’t even express what I feel deep inside of me. How do I tell myself this is real? How do I treasure life, knowing that I will die someday? By happenstance, I met Lulu on Crimsonbow platform. An initiative for sickle cell warriors to find…

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Alarmist – Do you have a friend who is an alarmist?

July 24, 2020June 1, 2022

Alarmist! Do you have a friend who is an alarmist? Meet Tina; She’s their Queen. Mrs Augustina Amos who I fondly call Tina is one woman I sincerely love. I dare myself to call her my friend. Oh, I forgot to mention, since she is my superior at work, are we even allowed to be…

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Did I just witness a crime? Oh, its been a year!

June 1, 2020June 1, 2022

Did I just witness a crime? It was 6:43 am, June 1, 2019; Oluwatoyosi, this can’t be happening!  I was darn sure all was not looking well from my distance. I shrugged the feeling away and thought maybe it was my mind. A lot of fearful things pass through our minds when we walk down…

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Victoria, mummy is coming!

May 30, 2020June 1, 2022

Victoria, Mummy is coming. Now, my mum is the Onijogbon-General of Gbogbo-Agbaye, the only civilian Dictator, who is more military than her Naval Officer husband.  This woman has skills even the devil dabs to! She can detect lies from a million radius; embarrass you before any crowd. She manufactures domestic chores just like the way God…

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